TOUR WITH MMM

The debut of the Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox (MMM) in Kenya and Ghana, approximately 48 hours after its activities in Nigeria were suspended for a month, has caused increased panic among Nigerian MMM participants. Chiamaka Ugorji, the wife of Chuddy Ugorji, a leading MMM Nigeria promoter, attempted to calm nerves by writing an open letter to participants, but this failed to reassure Nigerians that their investments were safe. Sergey Mavrodi of inventor MMM Some individuals, who spoke to newsmen on Monday in Abuja, shared their thoughts on the issue. A civil servant, Charity Okafor, said “I participated in the scheme twice by investing N500,000 and one million naira respectively and I got my money back with the large interest. “However, I felt I should not participate in the scheme any longer and I am lucky I had people around me who convinced me not to reinvest. “I know I would have turned into a crazy woman if I had money there during this suspension,” Okafor said. Ebube Okoh, a housewife, told pressmen that she believed the launch of MMM in Ghana and Kenya had everything to do with the Nigerian chapter. “According to the website, the ban on withdrawals is due to negative reports by the media, heavy workload experiences by the system, and an attempt to prevent problems during the New Year. “I, however, believe that they have run out of people to get money from to pay back the large investments that were coming into the system. “I believe the money obtained in Kenya and Ghana will be used to make up for the deficit in Nigeria, besides both countries have higher currency values when compared to the Nigeria naira. “The launch in Ghana and Kenya can’t be a coincidence.” Gregory Bello, an engineer, said: “I have money in the programme but I am not as upset as other participants because it is a small amount of money in comparison to others. “The money I put in is the interest I got from my last investment. I am one of those hoping the system comes back in January for the sake of our sanity. I have friends who put in millions of naira and have either suddenly fallen ill or are showing signs of depression.

ANGRY LION

One day a guy and a blonde girl went hunting… the man sees a lion and shoots at it, but misses. The lion starts to run at him and the blonde girl.
The man starts running, but the blonde girl stands still. The man shouts at her, “Are you stupid girl? Run!!!”
The blonde girl shouts back calmly, “Why? I wasn’t the one who shot at him!”
WHAT DID YOU THINK HAPPENED TO THE GIRL????

POLITICIANS LIE A LOT

A farmer saw a plane full øf politicians crashed near hisfarm. When the police came to the scene,they asked thefarmer what happened?Farmer :They crashed In My Farm ąπ∂ i buried themPolice : Are you sure that they were all dead?Farmer : But some øf them were saying “we’re still alive ”but i didn't believe them. You know politicians lie a lot

EXAM MALPRACTICE

Akpos , who had paid for exam runs was full of expectation on the day of the exam. One hour into the exam, he was yet to receive solution from the person.As time was running out, he resulted to Plan B; that is, to copy the person beside him. Lucky enough, the girl beside him was almost through. As a sharp guy, Akpos did not waste time. He started copying everything directly into his answer booklet. The girl got to know and yelled at him. Akpos was really embarrassed. Just in time, his phone beeped; it was a text message. Surely, it’s from d machinery. With annoyance, he stood up, tore his answer script, squeeze and threw it at the girl.
“A whole me, copy you! God forbid.” Akpos said as he requested for another answer script. It was ten minute to submission.
Akpos gallantly sat down, brought out his phone to copy the solution sent to him.
Lo and behold, the message reads: To DOWNLOAD GBESE By LIL KESH, Text YEAH to 149....

IT AN INSULT

Caro was walking down the road when Akpos passed by holding a Pig..CARO: What are you doing with this goat walking on the street..AKPOS: [Laughing] Silly you its not a goat its a Pig..CARO: Sorry, I was talking to the Pig!.Akpos: ???

FAMILY MATTER

Akpos was travelling on a plane. Beside him was a white lady sitting with her monkey. Akpos later went to toilet and on his way back to his seat saw that, the plastic he has full of bananas was empty.He asked the lady: where are my bananas ? She replied: Your brother ate them all. later then, the lady at her turn went too to the toilet, on her way back to her seat.she realized that her monkey was dead. She turned and asked Akpos in anger, who killed my monkey?. Akpos turned to her and said: This is a family matter, it doesn’t concern you.

AKPOS ON SUNDAY

Pastor Akpos of donkey church realized that he was going to starve as collection dwindled every Sunday. Then he made a plan.
After a hectic advertising campaign the church was packed the following Sunday. Pastor Akpos, in full cry yelled ” Jesus said “I’ll come as a dove”
Church members : “Amen”
Pastor Akpos: “I say Jesus said “I’ll come like a dove”
Church Members : ” Amen”
And suddenly out of the ceiling came a white dove. The Members, having witnessed a miracle started donating bucks like no man’s business. Pastor Akpos was excited and in an attempt to increase his profits kept repeating his formula.
For the 4th time he yelled. For the 4th time
money kept flowing. Then he went for the fifth. ” I have prophesied, Jesus shall surely come like a doooooooove from the skies.”Suddenly a head appeared out of the ceiling and complained ” But
daddy all the doves are finished ”